- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

If life gives you lemonade.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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