- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Albert your flies undone.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Justin beiber..

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

what are you mike bibby?

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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