- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

2 + 2 = 4

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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