Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

The GOV and the WHO?

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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