- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

I have a horse.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

sorry got to poo

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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