- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

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