How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

women's rights

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...