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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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