What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

WOw you have no life

mitchell palmer sucks

Mahmy

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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