- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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