I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Badabing.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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