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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A woman is carried out of a bar.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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