- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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