Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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