Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Michael Brown

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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