I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A hill billy went fishing

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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