What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

women's rights

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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