Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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your face

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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