- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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