knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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my gramma died

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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