- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

I walk into a bar...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

you dint have to be a jew matt

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

I'm so punny.

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