Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

binladin walks into the american seals

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

I like school Said no one ever.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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