What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Japan

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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