- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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