What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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