- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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