A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Matthew Baker

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Jesus Christ

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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