- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

willam dafoe

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Joesph Triphook.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

rocky is here again.......................

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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