- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

No soap radio

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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