what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Joesph Triphook.

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