Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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