- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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