Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Anti Joke

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