- Anti Joke

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What did the old man say? Im old

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

why are black people so fast? because there black

What's stupid a light bulb.