- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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