- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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