why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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