What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

hi dave

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Guess what? Bananas

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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