- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

cancer

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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