- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Im cute hehehee

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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