Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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