What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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