2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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what are three short words? i a am

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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