- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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