Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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