- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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