- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

What's just not right? Left

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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