- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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