Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Women's Rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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