Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Gus's mom

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Roses are red.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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