- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Irish sobriety

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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