- Anti Joke

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

knock knock who's there? faith

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

knock knock who's there? faith

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Your gay

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

knock knock who's there? faith

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.