- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??