- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

I C U P White stuff

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

homosexual

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

I? Everett

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

feminine literature

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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