What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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