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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

The WNBA

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

Women's rights

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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