why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Women's rights

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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