- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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