how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Penis chickens

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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The Labour Party.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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