Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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