what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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penis

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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KILL WHITEY

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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A seal walks into a club.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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Anti Joke

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