- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Women's rights

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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