What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Poop

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

ecks! why zee?

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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