Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Anti Joke

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