Women's Rights

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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