What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

There's a god, just kidding.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

justin beiber sucks

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

my penis

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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