Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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You were born.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Anti Joke

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