- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

hi mom

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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