can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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