Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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can you pass the soap?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Ily bae

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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