- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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