- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

You're a big fat monkey.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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