Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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