- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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