What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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