- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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