- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

TIMMY

France had one revolution

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Iif your reading this ur gay

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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