Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

okay so theres this guy.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Chicken

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...