What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Chuck Norris.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Rebecca Black

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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