Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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I literally died laughing

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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