- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

who is not good looking? mon morello

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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