How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Drew Knowles is gay

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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