- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

A American seeking into mexico

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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