- Anti Joke

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

It got hit by a rocket.

A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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