How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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I'm gay.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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pee

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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