- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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