- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

the midget went to the midget store

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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