- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

all the kids had fun

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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