What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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