What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Antoni Wilkinsin

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

Democracy.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

well use a tissue!

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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