Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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