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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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