Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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A seal walks into a club.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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