What is older than history?

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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