- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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