Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Fine, ladies first.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

You're a big fat monkey.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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