- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

haha Otarts was here

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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