Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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