- Anti Joke

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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