- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

CHORGLUND

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Kyle grund parker coffey

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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