- Anti Joke

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke