What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

where's mom I killed her

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

why did the girl cry because she was raped

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Jovan

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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