- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

women's rights.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

all these jokes are horrible now

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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