A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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KOOKABURRA

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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