Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Women's rights.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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