- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

I have read the terms and conditions

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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