What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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