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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

You sick fiend

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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