A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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