Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why is the ground wet It rained

I enjoy Popcorn

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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