- Anti Joke

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Knock Knock. Doors open

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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