- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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