What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

I hate Jews The Holocaust

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

You know what's natural? Bears.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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