- Anti Joke

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital