What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

i keep getting thumbs down...

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Pickles are moist.

penis

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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